I was just looking at one of my old journal entries, and I had the terrific and terrible idea of filling in the fun little questionnaire below... again! It'll be like a textual time capsule. So if you don't like the virtual exhibitionism, this entry is for my self!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
"2. Use the KNOB/BPM BUTTON to select"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
There's a stack of paper

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Forrest Gump, actually

4.Without looking guess what time it is:
No idea... 23:43 or something.

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Jesus, it's 23:42! The exact same difference in time as last time I took this questionnaire!

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
"Behold! The Nightmare" by Smashing Pumpkins.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just short of an hour ago, I was on my way home from Michael's

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
This survey, in one of my own journal entries

9.What are you wearing?
Soft cargo-ish pants, a stripy, wollen turtleneck sweater, no socks.

10.Did you dream last night?
Yes actually, a very weird dream where I was in some sort of freedom fighter force. The dream was so dramatic I tried not to wake up.

11.When did you last laugh?
At Michael's, we were watching clips from "Clerks"

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Three electric guitars, one acoustic, a bass, and a pretty feeble looking spider.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Hmm, well, a site about adopting African children so you can harvest their organs later in life... I'm serious.

...No really.

14.What do you think of this quiz?
First online textual time machine man! Not sure it really qualifies as a quiz though.

15.What is the last film you saw?
Forrest Gump. Well, technically, I saw some clips from Clerks after that, but that doesn't count does it?

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Everything. No exceptions.

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm still a bit unsure about the "I" in this, but alright - I've always wondered what I would have looked like if I was born a girl. I'd be hot.

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I should come up with something new here... there should be more magic in it. Like wizards and magicians and stuff.

19.Do you like to dance?.
No.

20.George Bush:
...is still a cliché subject, which very few people actually have their own opinion of. I don't give a shit about George Bush.

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
"Something that ends with "-ine", like christine.. or natalie"... is what I wrote last time. I can't say I disagree now.

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
How about... Hiawata? If I could get away with it.

23. Would you consider living abroad?
Of course.

24.What do you think God would say to you when you reach the gates?
"Took you long enough! I hope you brought your party-pants, cuz tonite we'z gonna go APE SHIT!". And we would fucking doubleteam Mother Theresa.